wasted, thwarted livesTumblr (3.0; @ivan-fyodorovich)https://ivan-fyodorovich.tumblr.com/<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/06fa04a5fbd146acd8fe906df337f033/tumblr_onk7et1bx11w8d4tmo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/49897dcb5166e5a66c9be0929ab91677/tumblr_onk7et1bx11w8d4tmo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/ade4d7708244d68d6ad6d1af1bd166ca/tumblr_onk7et1bx11w8d4tmo4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/b8ebbb2faa80e28b451ca058e32f6aef/tumblr_onk7et1bx11w8d4tmo3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/99de5aeb37607850834fddfdab465bce/tumblr_onk7et1bx11w8d4tmo5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/dd05283b13f3fb16cf04412d320428ec/tumblr_onk7et1bx11w8d4tmo6_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="https://cyclone-light.tumblr.com/post/174426692318/chongoblog-randomcartoonbro-strangesigils" class="tumblr_blog">cyclone-light</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://chongoblog.tumblr.com/post/159235851836/randomcartoonbro-strangesigils-i-dont" class="tumblr_blog">chongoblog</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://randomcartoonbro.tumblr.com/post/159217887116/strangesigils-i-dont-really-know-what-people" class="tumblr_blog">randomcartoonbro</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://strangesigils.tumblr.com/post/158953926055/i-dont-really-know-what-people-generally-call" class="tumblr_blog">strangesigils</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I don’t really know what people generally call this method of sigil making, so I’m just calling it “Letter Shaping” because you’re using the basic shapes from certain letters.<br/>This is the most common form of sigil making, and it allows the most creative influence. As you see above the sigils are for nearly the same thing, yet the sigils came out completely different. Not because the purpose was different, but because I approached them both a different creative way, and that’s what I like so much about this method. There’s a lot of freedom and personalization involved.</p> <p>(UPDATE: <a href="https://strangesigils.tumblr.com/post/159025462015/in-context-with-this-post-on-sigil-making-you">Here’s a link to a guide on how to deconstruct letters down to basic shapes</a>)<br/></p> </blockquote> <a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/m5szxDbWwtBwNjBaaUUpQtA">@egyptian-pearl-witch</a> </blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="461" data-orig-width="573"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/1fe68084909ef6e88ceca637448d6d9b/tumblr_inline_onya9soC7h1sr3fn8_540.png" data-orig-height="461" data-orig-width="573"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="461" data-orig-width="573"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/3dd724e5ce5ae0d664a9c5c8b699ef78/tumblr_inline_onyacemYwT1sr3fn8_540.png" data-orig-height="461" data-orig-width="573"/></figure></blockquote> <p>I am going to break you into four pieces like a fucking kit kat</p> </blockquote> <p><a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/mOeU4xiXKWLjE4YK9rsexnw">@meco-official</a><br/></p>https://ivan-fyodorovich.tumblr.com/post/175287768669https://ivan-fyodorovich.tumblr.com/post/175287768669Tue, 26 Jun 2018 19:02:23 -0500<p><a href="https://la-fiammetta.tumblr.com/post/175283820845/yourigagarine-russian-literature-books-ranked" class="tumblr_blog">la-fiammetta</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://yourigagarine.tumblr.com/post/175280091064/russian-literature-books-ranked-15-you-14" class="tumblr_blog">yourigagarine</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>russian literature books ranked: </p> <p>15. you <br/>14. cant <br/>13. rank <br/>12. them <br/>11. because <br/>10. theyre <br/>9. all <br/>8. deep <br/>7. and <br/>6. important <br/>5. part <br/>4. of <br/>3. literary <br/>2. tradition <br/>1. the brothers karamazov</p> </blockquote> <p><a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/mJFajRAV7mJBhZadrCTcZ-g">@ivan-fyodorovich</a></p> </blockquote>https://ivan-fyodorovich.tumblr.com/post/175284450929https://ivan-fyodorovich.tumblr.com/post/175284450929Tue, 26 Jun 2018 17:03:40 -0500Accurate<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/5504067a7b3ce6f04acbfa7cf2f6cf19/tumblr_o87x1qMBVJ1u87v54o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="https://british-eevee.tumblr.com/post/145602259276/a-raf-pilot-takes-a-break-in-front-of-his-spitfire" class="tumblr_blog">british-eevee</a>:</p><blockquote><p>A RAF pilot takes a break in front of his Spitfire (1942)</p></blockquote>https://ivan-fyodorovich.tumblr.com/post/175284421004https://ivan-fyodorovich.tumblr.com/post/175284421004Tue, 26 Jun 2018 17:02:36 -0500<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/48326990adeba94a9167ce174abcc521/tumblr_pajp7lwl7q1ruaetso3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/e210cde2d42764fc3f214808de0fc5a1/tumblr_pajp7lwl7q1ruaetso2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/f6df3f7c9a6cc36b4ecf5cf6de3528b3/tumblr_pajp7lwl7q1ruaetso1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="https://awanqi.tumblr.com/post/175120559779/medieval-arcana-the-crusades-prints" class="tumblr_blog">awanqi</a>:</p><blockquote> <p>medieval arcana: the crusades</p> <p><br/></p> <p><a href="https://www.inprnt.com/gallery/awanqi/">prints</a></p> </blockquote>https://ivan-fyodorovich.tumblr.com/post/175283125479https://ivan-fyodorovich.tumblr.com/post/175283125479Tue, 26 Jun 2018 16:17:47 -0500<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/486d59a5af1c222705a6c8edfe6006d9/tumblr_pay65xiows1ts3v3to1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>https://ivan-fyodorovich.tumblr.com/post/175283120679https://ivan-fyodorovich.tumblr.com/post/175283120679Tue, 26 Jun 2018 16:17:37 -0500<iframe class="spotify_audio_player" src="https://embed.spotify.com/?uri=spotify%3Atrack%3A4163s5AIcfezLq6kpncyvB&view=coverart" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" width="540" height="620"></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/mYWbroQDwiD-Ami9_6LyZig">@epitoma-rei-militaris</a> behold, a U2/Johnny Cash collaboration<br/></p>https://ivan-fyodorovich.tumblr.com/post/175280051384https://ivan-fyodorovich.tumblr.com/post/175280051384Tue, 26 Jun 2018 14:26:44 -0500<p><a href="http://butt-princess.tumblr.com/post/175278435300/ivan-fyodorovich-butt-princess" class="tumblr_blog">butt-princess</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="https://ivan-fyodorovich.tumblr.com/post/175270711524/butt-princess-ivan-fyodorovich" class="tumblr_blog">ivan-fyodorovich</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://butt-princess.tumblr.com/post/175264706985/ivan-fyodorovich-ivan-fyodorovich-i-cant" class="tumblr_blog">butt-princess</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://ivan-fyodorovich.tumblr.com/post/175261833804/ivan-fyodorovich-i-cant-remember-how-i-thought" class="tumblr_blog">ivan-fyodorovich</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://ivan-fyodorovich.tumblr.com/post/175258002284/i-cant-remember-how-i-thought-i-was-going-to" class="tumblr_blog">ivan-fyodorovich</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I can’t remember how I thought I was going to spend the night but so far I’ve spent it trying to find the right ninja sword</p> <p>the search is</p> <p>not going well<br/></p> </blockquote> <p>I want one that looks more or less exactly like this</p> <figure data-orig-width="700" data-orig-height="401" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/cdfd1ae08f9999626df0e6c7f8b7bc0a/tumblr_inline_pawy2zpDBO1twxp0g_540.png" alt="image" data-orig-width="700" data-orig-height="401"/></figure><p>short, boring black cotton wrapped around boring white ray skin, boring plain square hand guard that’s just a black square no weird holes or dragons or waves or anything, boring black scabbard that terminates in a boring black blunt end, with a boring straight pointy not anodized not blackened not engraved not etched carbon steel blade <i>capable of cutting off a person’s arm is that so much to ask</i></p> </blockquote> <p>apparently ninja didn’t actually use ninjato and they were invented for kabuki theater, same with the idea of them having a sword on their back.</p> </blockquote> <p>yeah</p> <p>I still want one<br/></p> </blockquote> <p>if you wanna look like a ninja you gotta disguise your self as a gay buddhist.<br/><br/>buddhist monks were a common deguise for ninjas.<br/><br/>ninjas wore rust red and sky blue outfits for night time infiltrations.<br/><br/></p> <p>ninjas would poison their gentiles and then fuck people to death.<br/><br/>ninjas were tortured when they were found, sometimes by having boiling pitch poured on them, and some were hung over a sharpened bamboo plant that would grow into their anus, they were taught to cut their tongues off with their teeth to kill them selves when found.</p> </blockquote> <p>mostly just want the sword but thank you<br/></p>https://ivan-fyodorovich.tumblr.com/post/175279561629https://ivan-fyodorovich.tumblr.com/post/175279561629Tue, 26 Jun 2018 14:07:51 -0500<p><a href="https://epitoma-rei-militaris.tumblr.com/post/175273634338/schweizerqualitaet-ivan-fyodorovich" class="tumblr_blog">epitoma-rei-militaris</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="https://schweizerqualit.at/post/175272924774/ivan-fyodorovich-epitoma-rei-militaris" class="tumblr_blog">schweizerqualitaet</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://ivan-fyodorovich.tumblr.com/post/175272428464/epitoma-rei-militaris-ivan-fyodorovich" class="tumblr_blog">ivan-fyodorovich</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://epitoma-rei-militaris.tumblr.com/post/175272396413/ivan-fyodorovich-schweizerqualitaet-thats-the" class="tumblr_blog">epitoma-rei-militaris</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://ivan-fyodorovich.tumblr.com/post/175272316324/schweizerqualitaet-thats-the-meanest-thing" class="tumblr_blog">ivan-fyodorovich</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/m4GgIs0tu2569sZcqy_TxUg">@schweizerqualitaet</a> that’s the meanest thing you’ve ever said to me</p></blockquote> <p>He is right.</p> </blockquote> <p>We don’t all have to like the same things!</p> </blockquote> <p>No one has to like U2.</p> </blockquote> <p>Or rather no one should like U2.</p> </blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-tumblr-attribution="secret-blog-of-secrets:mvqQm1y7s334nUG9y_yu8Q:ZIZWhk2QQTe5H" data-orig-height="270" data-orig-width="480"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/8d163a191d172e680741b2c2b62938db/tumblr_owy776GNNI1uu3swro1_500.gif" data-orig-height="270" data-orig-width="480"/></figure>https://ivan-fyodorovich.tumblr.com/post/175273690394https://ivan-fyodorovich.tumblr.com/post/175273690394Tue, 26 Jun 2018 10:05:37 -0500<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/822a3e51830524943e1541e2ba95147c/tumblr_on6dssE93V1vw9qr8o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://summers-in-hollywood.tumblr.com/post/158784092338/anna-karina-1960" class="tumblr_blog">summers-in-hollywood</a>:</p><blockquote><p>Anna Karina, 1960<br/></p></blockquote>https://ivan-fyodorovich.tumblr.com/post/175272759689https://ivan-fyodorovich.tumblr.com/post/175272759689Tue, 26 Jun 2018 09:24:33 -0500<p><a href="https://epitoma-rei-militaris.tumblr.com/post/175272396413/ivan-fyodorovich-schweizerqualitaet-thats-the" class="tumblr_blog">epitoma-rei-militaris</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="https://ivan-fyodorovich.tumblr.com/post/175272316324/schweizerqualitaet-thats-the-meanest-thing" class="tumblr_blog">ivan-fyodorovich</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/m4GgIs0tu2569sZcqy_TxUg">@schweizerqualitaet</a> that’s the meanest thing you’ve ever said to me</p></blockquote> <p>He is right.</p> </blockquote> <p>We don’t all have to like the same things!</p>https://ivan-fyodorovich.tumblr.com/post/175272428464https://ivan-fyodorovich.tumblr.com/post/175272428464Tue, 26 Jun 2018 09:09:16 -0500<p><a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/m4GgIs0tu2569sZcqy_TxUg">@schweizerqualitaet</a> that’s the meanest thing you’ve ever said to me</p>https://ivan-fyodorovich.tumblr.com/post/175272316324https://ivan-fyodorovich.tumblr.com/post/175272316324Tue, 26 Jun 2018 09:03:57 -0500Possibly among the meanest things ever said to me<p><a href="http://butt-princess.tumblr.com/post/175264706985/ivan-fyodorovich-ivan-fyodorovich-i-cant" class="tumblr_blog">butt-princess</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://ivan-fyodorovich.tumblr.com/post/175261833804/ivan-fyodorovich-i-cant-remember-how-i-thought" class="tumblr_blog">ivan-fyodorovich</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://ivan-fyodorovich.tumblr.com/post/175258002284/i-cant-remember-how-i-thought-i-was-going-to" class="tumblr_blog">ivan-fyodorovich</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I can’t remember how I thought I was going to spend the night but so far I’ve spent it trying to find the right ninja sword</p> <p>the search is</p> <p>not going well<br/></p> </blockquote> <p>I want one that looks more or less exactly like this</p> <figure data-orig-width="700" data-orig-height="401" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/cdfd1ae08f9999626df0e6c7f8b7bc0a/tumblr_inline_pawy2zpDBO1twxp0g_540.png" alt="image" data-orig-width="700" data-orig-height="401"/></figure><p>short, boring black cotton wrapped around boring white ray skin, boring plain square hand guard that’s just a black square no weird holes or dragons or waves or anything, boring black scabbard that terminates in a boring black blunt end, with a boring straight pointy not anodized not blackened not engraved not etched carbon steel blade <i>capable of cutting off a person’s arm is that so much to ask</i></p> </blockquote> <p>apparently ninja didn’t actually use ninjato and they were invented for kabuki theater, same with the idea of them having a sword on their back.</p> </blockquote> <p>yeah</p><p>I still want one<br/></p>https://ivan-fyodorovich.tumblr.com/post/175270711524https://ivan-fyodorovich.tumblr.com/post/175270711524Tue, 26 Jun 2018 07:42:52 -0500my favorite historical fact about ninjas is that there are relatively few historical facts about ninjasthose guys were good evidentlymaybe when I get home I'll shop on amazon for books on ninjasthe theory I hear most often repeated is that they were made up in the 1980s for Hollywood movies<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://earthdad.tumblr.com/post/121152214176">earthdad</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><b>me: </b>send me pics</p> <p><b>you:</b> what u wanna see?(;</p> <p><b>me: </b>spiderman</p> <p><b>you: </b>what?</p> <p><b>me:</b></p> <figure data-orig-width="400" data-orig-height="300" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/f993c38539e574576392cfd81701dff5/tumblr_inline_nppgss9hOO1r2o8ah_540.jpg" alt="image" data-orig-width="400" data-orig-height="300"/></figure></blockquote>https://ivan-fyodorovich.tumblr.com/post/175269772049https://ivan-fyodorovich.tumblr.com/post/175269772049Tue, 26 Jun 2018 06:51:39 -0500<p>I’m putting it on record for posterity that <a href="https://tmblr.co/mjCjXYVVp0CORZWMYagOL4Q">@captainhellcat</a> &ndash; who is a pretty girl &ndash; just said that “it is cool you like samurai swords,” a thing which defies reality</p>https://ivan-fyodorovich.tumblr.com/post/175262636729https://ivan-fyodorovich.tumblr.com/post/175262636729Tue, 26 Jun 2018 00:08:49 -0500my friendit is manifestly not coolit is one of the lamest things about me<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/486f3dba387b6406f406ee81b3d2cf80/tumblr_o6beelWDlB1s7e5k5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://historicaltimes.tumblr.com/post/143527169308/a-captured-german-pilot-rides-into-captivity-after" class="tumblr_blog">historicaltimes</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>A captured German pilot rides into captivity after his plane, from which he was strafing American positions near Weisweiler, was brought down by anti-aircraft fire during Operation Queen .</p> <p><small>via <a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/HistoryPorn/comments/4gq9cx/a_captured_german_pilot_rides_into_captivity/">reddit</a></small></p> </blockquote> <p>this is one of my favorite pictures, I wonder what kind of look was on the photographer’s face</p>https://ivan-fyodorovich.tumblr.com/post/175262580424https://ivan-fyodorovich.tumblr.com/post/175262580424Tue, 26 Jun 2018 00:06:29 -0500<p><a href="http://aestheticandpolitik.tumblr.com/post/175262419532/ivan-fyodorovich-honestly-who-just-fucking-goes" class="tumblr_blog">aestheticandpolitik</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="https://ivan-fyodorovich.tumblr.com/post/175262321289/honestly-who-just-fucking-goes-straight-to-grad" class="tumblr_blog">ivan-fyodorovich</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Honestly who just fucking goes straight to grad school from undergrad to study underwater archaeology and then just finds a job in underwater archaeology after graduating</p> <p>how I hate her</p> </blockquote> <p>Its a shocking when people even find jobs after grad school at all</p> </blockquote> <p>why do I have to be reminded of this person’s existence, man</p><p>I was fine, and then I got mugged out of nowhere by my subconscious and then my prof unwittingly kicked me while I was down</p>https://ivan-fyodorovich.tumblr.com/post/175262472504https://ivan-fyodorovich.tumblr.com/post/175262472504Tue, 26 Jun 2018 00:02:15 -0500<p>Honestly who just fucking goes straight to grad school from undergrad to study underwater archaeology and then just finds a job in underwater archaeology after graduating</p><p>how I hate her</p>https://ivan-fyodorovich.tumblr.com/post/175262321289https://ivan-fyodorovich.tumblr.com/post/175262321289Mon, 25 Jun 2018 23:56:17 -0500<p>I mean I could probably cut my own plain square hand guard, or at least find someone who could, and you can re-wrap japanese sword grips yourself if you’re patient enough</p><p>but I don’t really know what to do about the scabbard</p>https://ivan-fyodorovich.tumblr.com/post/175262302304https://ivan-fyodorovich.tumblr.com/post/175262302304Mon, 25 Jun 2018 23:55:34 -0500<p><a href="http://greater-than-the-sword.tumblr.com/post/175261996335/democracy-is-a-failed-experiment-we-should-return" class="tumblr_blog">greater-than-the-sword</a>:</p><blockquote><p>Democracy is a failed experiment we should return to *spins wheel* feudalism</p></blockquote>https://ivan-fyodorovich.tumblr.com/post/175262086459https://ivan-fyodorovich.tumblr.com/post/175262086459Mon, 25 Jun 2018 23:46:57 -0500things were better when people tossed their shit out the window into the gutter below<p><a href="https://ivan-fyodorovich.tumblr.com/post/175258002284/i-cant-remember-how-i-thought-i-was-going-to" class="tumblr_blog">ivan-fyodorovich</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I can’t remember how I thought I was going to spend the night but so far I’ve spent it trying to find the right ninja sword</p> <p>the search is</p> <p>not going well<br/></p> </blockquote> <p>I want one that looks more or less exactly like this</p><figure data-orig-width="700" data-orig-height="401" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/cdfd1ae08f9999626df0e6c7f8b7bc0a/tumblr_inline_pawy2zpDBO1twxp0g_540.png" alt="image" data-orig-width="700" data-orig-height="401"/></figure><p>short, boring black cotton wrapped around boring white ray skin, boring plain square hand guard that’s just a black square no weird holes or dragons or waves or anything, boring black scabbard that terminates in a boring black blunt end, with a boring straight pointy not anodized not blackened not engraved not etched carbon steel blade <i>capable of cutting off a person’s arm is that so much to ask</i></p>https://ivan-fyodorovich.tumblr.com/post/175261833804https://ivan-fyodorovich.tumblr.com/post/175261833804Mon, 25 Jun 2018 23:37:02 -0500the hanwei one has the best made blade but it has a fake leather grip which I don't wantand the scabbard is too fancyI want the grip to be cottonI realize I'm not using the technical lingo here